- 10 Reasons why Robin Van Persie is a Muppet.
- 100 Reasons why footballers should never EVER kiss the badge.
- 5,000 Reasons why if Karma exists his knees WILL break Continue reading “Why Robin Van Persie Is Dead to Me”
Like the excited child who sticks up his hand for every question, or the person who everyone knows Continue reading “You Need to Get Some Grey Hairs”
Face it. No matter what, not everyone wants to listen you… Continue reading “Some People Think You Stink.”
It’s Tuesday evening and I’m literally laughing out loud… Why? Continue reading “I Steal My Friends Stuff”
Have you ever felt like your life was on pause? Continue reading “Life Pauses.”
You’re only as old as you think you are… apparently.
So a good question to keep asking yourself is…. “How old are you in your head <insert your name here>?”
War, corruption, a political time bomb…
What are your first thoughts when you think of Israel?
Most certainly not a place you or I should be going to visit.
The dialogue went as follows:
“Hi (name). How are you?”
“Hi Zeph. I’m going to have to call you back, I’m just about to leave my house. I meant to meet some friends for lunch at 3pm.”
I look at watch. Watch reads 4.05pm.
“Ay?” I respond. “But it’s 5 past 4.” Continue reading “The Failures of Running on ‘Black Man’s Time’…”
A lot of
hater’s people tried to write him off as past it. But the statistics say it all.
5 games played. 3 goals scored. 2 of them match winners.
You couldn’t make it up. For those who know me, know I have a controlled fixation with the guy.
- But apart from thinking that he’s really really swoon worthy…
He has also got me thinking about the great things I’ve learnt from him over the years… Continue reading “Quite simply, the best footballer & teacher I know.”
If I’m not saying something, it’s extremely likely that I’m thinking an essay, but have decided not to say anything.
My friends (and foes) are probably bored (or not) with my incessant… Continue reading “At Last! I’ve Finally Got An Outlet.”